Slowbeef Plays A Haunted Video Game

I writing that I'm re-posting. I will put up something new today though. 

Slowbeef came home with a game he found at Gamestop. It was covered in white with the title, “Metroid Prime” written in black marker on it.

He asked the clerk why it was in that kind of case who then said, “You don’t want that one. Kid came in with it and said, ‘Googly Metroid.’ I tried it and couldn’t handle eleven seconds of it.”

Slowbeef chuckled with an, “Oh my lord,” and bought it just to see what was up.

He slapped the disk in his Gamecube and when the title menu came up the music was much more sinister and scary, but Slowbeef didn’t mind it because it really wasn’t.

“You got intimidated by this music?” he asked to himself.

Beef started the game and was immediately thrust into a dark hallway. Samus’ arm cannon showed up on the screen, but there was some feeling of lifelessness to her. Maybe that’s because she’s a silent protagonist up until she got ruined. Slowbeef was a little interested in how someone modded this, but was also thinking about how stupid the gameplay was.

“Oh, man. Walkin’ down this hallway. So much gameplay depth,” he kept talking to himself, “I should have showed this to Betus.”

Then a metroid with eyes popping out of it from springs flew onto the screen from out of nowhere with a loud, “Dun!” sound. Slowbeef reeled back in his chair, laughing his butt off. He then turned off the game and got on Skype with Diabetus.

“Yes?” Betus asked.

“I need to stream this game for you,” Beef tells him.

“What game?” Diabetus asked some more.

“Okay, you’re not gonna believe me, but it’s a ‘haunted’ disk of Metroid Prime.”

Diabetus snuffed on the other end, “Does it have a space pirate dressed up as a killer clown?”

“Well, we should find out huh?”

Slowbeef was about to get everything ready until he noticed that when the Gamecube was turned on there was no game in it. He checked the tray and nothing was there. The case was missing too. Ooooooooooooo.  

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